The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.