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Anne Widdecombe has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers Anne Widdecombe’s comments come in a week that has seen ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy involved in reading the works of Karl Marx on an ever more frequent basis.

Anne Widdecombe’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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