The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Waterboarding is not torture.