I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. John Major agrees with me, saying today, "Ban this sick filth".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.