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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Lala from the teletubbies who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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