The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals urinating on the Union Jack was some bloke in the pub who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..