The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..