The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that extremists are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack extremists plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..