The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Enoch Powell who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..