The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving so-called refugees.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to so-called refugees holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..