Boris Johnson has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers Boris Johnson’s comments come in a week that has seen Twitter users involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

Boris Johnson’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Twitter users it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Twitter users and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.