I’m not racist but surely allowing youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that youths aren’t setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.