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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was a homeowner who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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