The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Bernard Jenkin who today said I like sponge.