The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was The Queen who today said I like sponge.