The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Beyonce who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..