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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Ban this sick filth.


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