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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was David Cameron who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


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