The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving Al Qu’aeda bosses.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to Al Qu’aeda bosses squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The lady’s not for turning.