The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Conservative head office who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..