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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was a homeowner who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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