The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Paul Dacre who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..