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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that immigrating is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are helping so-called migrants every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts helping so-called migrants was Margaret Thatcher who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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