The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping so-called migrants, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping so-called migrants, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers helping so-called migrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..