The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers destabilising the British way of life was a hardworking family who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..