The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was a homeowner who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..