The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was some bloke in the pub who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.