The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Theresa May who today said I like sponge.