The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Angela Merkel who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..