In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that enviro-Mental-ists have been injecting crack into primary school children.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of enviro-Mental-ists without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against enviro-Mental-ists and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Boris Johnson speaking in support of our campaign said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

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