I’m not racist but surely allowing hunt sabateours to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Engaging in steamy sex romps is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hunt sabateours aren’t engaging in steamy sex romps in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.