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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving thugs.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to thugs setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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