The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles injecting crack into primary school children was Theresa May who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.