The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Nick Clegg who today said the lady’s not for turning.