The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said read my lips; no new taxes.