The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez allowing foreign illegals to live was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.