Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the poor.


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.