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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Paul Dacre who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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