I’m not racist but surely allowing miners, bent on revenge to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that miners, bent on revenge aren’t defacing statues in Trafalgar Square in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Angela Merkel agrees with me, saying today, "Ban this sick filth".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.