The Mail has learned that chavs are responsible for listening to loud music.

Has the world gone mad? Chavs are listening to loud music with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to The Pope, who said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening."