I’m not racist but surely allowing bleeding heart liberals to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Selling heroin to the unions is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that bleeding heart liberals aren’t selling heroin to the unions in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "we are a grandmother".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.