The Mail has learned that the politically correct Islington lefties are responsible for causing obesity.

Has the world gone mad? The politically correct Islington lefties are causing obesity with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Vince Cable, who said "Multiculturalism has failed utterly"