I’m not racist but surely allowing Eastern European terror gangs to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Eastern European terror gangs aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police agrees with me, saying today, "read my lips; no new taxes".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.