The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.