Paedophiles have been causing obesity the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Lala from the teletubbies said of paedophiles, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it."

Paedophiles made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.