The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving Eastern European terror gangs.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to Eastern European terror gangs listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the poor.