I’m not racist but surely allowing hoody-wearing layabouts to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hoody-wearing layabouts aren’t defacing statues in Trafalgar Square in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. George Osborne agrees with me, saying today, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.