The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are helping illegal immigrants every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees helping illegal immigrants was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..