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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was George Osborne who today said kill the poor.


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