I’m not racist but surely allowing Noam Chomsky devotees to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Noam Chomsky devotees aren’t terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Theresa May agrees with me, saying today, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.